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An Open Letter to Chris Rock

By Dr. Goddess Dec 29, 2010
An Open Letter to Chris Rock Dear Chris Rock, Like America’s conscience, I want to erase this moment in history but I can’t. You’ve disgusted me to no end. I cannot believe I just witnessed your tasteless, callous, immature, disrespectful and unfunny “comedic tribute” to Oprah Winfrey. It was already borderline for you to joke about her money on such an occasion but you went way too far by cracking a sex joke about Oprah on the day she received her highest honor for the arts in the nation, by the President of the United States of America, in the Kennedy Center Honors: The Presidential honorees, in total, were country singer Merle Haggard, composer Jerry Herman, choreographer Bill T. Jones, Sir Paul McCartney, and Oprah Winfrey. Oprah Winfrey and Stedman Graham Now let’s review your jokes, shall we? Chris: Oprah’s SO...
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A Prayer for Discernment: Eddie Long Deserves Grace…(Jones, That Is)

By Dr. Goddess Sep 29, 2010
A Prayer for Discernment: Eddie Long Deserves Grace...(Jones, That Is) According to Sam Reynold’s, an astrologer and one of my great Twitter buddies, Eddie Long is experiencing his “Saturn Return”. I asked Sam what that meant and if it was along the lines of “what goes around comes around?” and he said “Yes.” Naturally, this led me to the film, “Boomerang”, in which Eddie Murphy plays “Marcus”, a consummate ladies’ man who thinks he’s above reproach until “Jacqueline”, a character played by Robin Givens, puts it on him and flips the gendered script (i.e. engaging in powerful, skilled, sexual encounters detached from a particular type of needy emotionalism often characteristically depicted of women). One of the most hilarious scenes in what is now a cult classic is that between actors Eddie Murphy and Grace Jones, who...
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It’s Too Late to Apologize: Kanye West, Taylor Swift and the Music Industry Hypocrisy of MTV’s VMAs

By Dr. Goddess Sep 13, 2010
It’s Too Late to Apologize: Kanye West, Taylor Swift and the Music Industry Hypocrisy of MTV’s VMAs MTV’s Video Music Awards used to be a thing of legend. I can still recall those commercials that encouraged us to call our cable companies and say, “I Want My MTV!” I remember how a little Black girl could watch MTV and not see any videos by Black folks on them, as well as the glee she felt when her idol, Michael Jackson, tip-toed on lighted floor squares, testifying that he was not the lover of Billie Jean or the father of her son. She can remember the mixed feelings of excitement when “Yo! MTV Raps” came on board, as well as the array of music, fashion, great performances and some antics that occurred annually at the VMAs. She also vividly remembers Madonna writhing on the floor while gyrating in a wedding gown to the shock and awe of television watchers back home. She doth also remember the beckoning of...
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My Mic Sounds Nice: So Why Am I Scene, (But) Not Heard?

By Dr. Goddess Sep 06, 2010
My Mic Sounds Nice: So Why Am I Scene, (But) Not Heard? BET Videos “It’s almost chivalry…but not really” — Jean Grae “Whew, I know the pressure, Sista, I do…” — Roxanne Shante Initially, I only caught the tail end of BET’s premiere of “My Mic Sounds Nice: A Truth About Women in Hip Hop”. I thought it was very good and the visual array of “Femcees” (Female MC’s) whom have blessed my life made me feel good about the foundation of artistry that encapsulated my dome as a girl and young woman. And speaking of foundation… Dancing was my artistic foundation. I am, as the saying goes, “Once a dancer, always a dancer.” This is fact. So, I missed the premiere because I was totally focused upon LaToya winning the Oxygen Channel’s “Dance Your A__ Off” in the finale (she...
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Our Fascination with the Antoine Dodson Situation

By Dr. Goddess Aug 13, 2010
Our Fascination with the Antoine Dodson Situation Antoine received his own Brown Twitter Bird. He’s Our Hero. So, I was trying to at least partially explain why Black people love Twitter and what we do on the medium when I decided to include the overnight sensation of Antoine Dodson. Thus, I wrote the following: Thus, if they can’t understand something so simple, then they wouldn’t understand why, even though we are really (really!!!) appalled by both home invasion and rape, we love the Antoine Dodson story and find he, his sister, Kelly, (and his other family members) so funny. And if that’s the case, they REALLY wouldn’t understand why a remix (auto-tune) song was made of his rant, why Antoine has 13 Twitter accounts, a website, is selling T-shirts and has a hotline—all this from the attempted rape of his sister by a roving rapist in...
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Real Questions for Haiti and Its Presidential Candidates

By Dr. Goddess Aug 09, 2010
Don’t Believe the Hype—or Your Own Press If you want something done right, you’ll have to do it yourself. So… These are the questions that I have yet to see asked by the media to Haiti Presidential Candidate Wyclef Jean, to any of the other Presidential candidates or to current President Preval: 1. President Preval, what do YOU think have been the primary obstacle to getting sufficient aid into Haiti (immediately after the earthquake to now preparing for the Hurricane Season)? We can understand not having an airstrip; but once it was rebuilt, what then? 2. What of the hundreds of millions of dollars pledged to aid Haiti? How do we get those pledges to become actualized assistance for Haiti? 3. President Preval, why are you banning the Fanmi Lavalas party from presenting their own candidate? You do realize...
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A Low Blow to Wyclef

By Dr. Goddess Aug 09, 2010
In a New York Times article entitled, “Haiti’s (Would Be) Hip Hop President”, author, Charles M. Blow took a few cheap shots at Wyclef Jean, echoing the now-consistent phrase among quite a few bloggers and pundits that Wyclef is “incoherent”. I already knew he was trying to start something with the title of his piece, although sometimes editors choose titles, so it would still mean they were trying to start something, especially upon the heels of the disastrous, Kwame Kilpatrick, former “Hip Hop Mayor” of Detroit. That’s another blog topic for another day but the association is purposeful and clear. I learned from Mediahacker’s article, “Wyclef Jean: Haiti’s Sarah Palin” that the above picture is the first picture that comes up when anyone googles Clef. Mind you, I...
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Wyclef for President of Haiti?! NAW!

By Dr. Goddess Aug 06, 2010
Well! What a difference a day and a filing of election papers makes, yes? Whew! The dialogue has been off the charts about Wyclef Jean running for President of Haiti. Did you see his arrival and welcome in Haiti, yet? Look no further!: While we were gone, I thought of 10 facts that should be clarified about Wyclef but I will save that. Instead, I will give you the Top Ten Criticisms I have read, heard or seen for why Wyclef should NOT be the President of Haiti. I am still excited about his candidacy but here goes: 1.“Wyclef couldn’t keep The Fugees together.” Lauryn’s mad at him. Pras isn’t even endorsing him and if he couldn’t keep his own band united, what makes him think he can unite the country enough to take it into the 21st century? For me, this is the funniest and probably the most irrelevant...